Did you know Barnacles have the largest penis-to-body size ratio of any animal? It’s true! Due to their sedentary lifestyle, such a large dong is required for sexual reproduction for these hermaphroditic arthropods.
Above is a visual representation of the mating process.
This barnacle is horny as fuck!
Pictured here is Gordon Freeman choking on a dick.
I DIDNT EXPECT THISP OST TO END WITH THAT
When people say they like my art style.
I’m kinda like that one odd sock that doesn’t fit with the others. Not in a good way. More like there but no one knows what the hell to do with.
Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations
there there, it aint a thing homie you— wait you were gonna do the do :v
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?: